Oh Chicken, Fried Chicken,
With you I am smitten.
Crunchy skin and juicy meat,
Constantly drives me to eat,
Only the purest and best I desire.
Alas Tacoma lacks this one good meal,
And I thus I constantly out the liars,
Who claim their chicken is a deal.
Emotionless bastards they do not know.
The pain and suffering, the aching hole.
In my heart due to their lies,
Chicken, Fried Chicken, you I both love and despise,
Chicken, Fried Chicken.
My addiction to you is not healthy,
But you make me warm, in my heart & belly.
Yes Fried Chicken is delicious and holds a place in my heart. Alas I cannot/have not found a place in Tacoma worthy of my addiction. Fred Meyer can satisfy the cruelest of cravings, next on the list is Popeyes, KFC (usually gross), Stadium Thriftway, Southern Kitchen, and the cream of the crop. Not in Tacoma or WA alas is the holy grail of fried chicken: Roscoes chicken and waffles.... mmmmmmmmm
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